The nursery is based in Kent, South East England. There are good road and rail links from anywhere in the country, and being in the South East means that travelling using the Channel Tunnel or Ferry from Europe is easy and affordable.

The minimum stay is 2 hours, and overnight stays are available. We are very reasonably priced and the cost is dependent on length of stay. When booking, a deposit is required which you will need to send to the nursery prior to your visit being confirmed.

You can discuss your needs by telephoning the nursery - if Nanny does not answer (she may be busy) then the owner is an AB himself and may answer your call instead. He is also available to play the Daddy role. All calls are confidential, and no-one outside of the nursery will hear your message. Your details are never disclosed to anyone else and are not used for any purpose. We can cater for TVs, maids and naughty school boys.